February 2011
72 posts
January 2011
55 posts
if i had a time machine
synecdoche:
the first thing i would do is go back to 1995 and change my house’s answering machine to the hook of “spiderwebs” by no doubt.
and then i would use the time machine to kill hitler or something but y’know, important things first.
We did this. Our first voicemail was from our Aunt Kathy who said “What the fuck is that?”
WatchJulie, I don’t have time to explain this to you anymore. Get on board with this hot 20 year old actor guy who’s in that movie.
The guy across the room is staring at you
technicolourlaughter:
Expectations:
Reality:
Watchlolslater:
This moment is so unintentionally funny and deliciously awkward, I just want to climb inside of it and live there forever. Also, it makes me want some drugs.
when i try to look sexily into someone's eyes
daphneemarie:
Expectation: Reality:
