jurassic park from the raptors’ perspective
Carrie, voiceover: That afternoon, the girls and I all decided to meet for lunch.
Miranda: I just found out something kind of disturbing-
Carrie: WELL I just met dis new guy, Irving! And I found out where he likes to cu-
Miranda: My grandmother was an axe murderer.
Carrie, voiceover: Later that evening, I got to thinking about Miranda’s connection to the past. I wondered, could giving the axe to an ex be the perfect crime, or a BIG mistake?
the ULTIMATE comeback and im not playing
Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.
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